Transgender

Bold of you to assume that this bottle contains water
Morning exercises for a good mood for the whole day
Sport is life
Don't you dare to interrupt my attempt to become a bodybuilder
Ready for a nice workout
Hey, look what i've got!
I look funny in the reflection
No one's gonna touch you but me, little one
I mean, technically it's not mine, but the main question here is not who's gonna allow me to take it but who's gonna stop me from doing so
I mean, the prize is mine and that's what matters, right? it's absolutely unimportant whether i won it or bought in the local kids store
I came here to win the prize and to look at you with disdain and as you can see i am good at doing both
Wait, who is the winner? me? no way
Oh yes, the long-awaited recognition
Wanna play the game?
The game is on
Yes, i have a special playlist for drinking water during the morning run and you are not allowed to judge me
I am cosplaying as a goddess of fitness
Exercising can be fun too!
They see me sporting they hatin'
Now, when you've realised that playing with me is way harder than you imagined, who's next?
Oh my, i wasn't ready, what do i do with that?
I've got what i deserve
You wanna have this? you'd better keep these thoughts to yourself
My level of friendliness for today is 100%
Ready to play and win
The shiniest prize for the prettiest winner
I can take it home? like, i won it? for real? wow
I am the best and now i have the proof
I prefer playing in the headphones as i don't want anyone cheering me up except for freddie mercury
Sport in the open air in the middle of summer day? count me too