Hair Dryer

#african-american #afro
Finishing hair routine and ready to go
Guessing about all things to do today
Getting hair in order before facing the day
Fruit-less breakfast is unhealthy and boring, take an avocado
Take a bite, don't worry, it's not poisoned yet
Look what i've got! the earth-helping bottle!
Best buy of the month
Green for the photo, bro
It smells like spring
When i'm in this silly mood, selfie is just needed
Hey there who's been missing me
Well, isn't it just an epic selfie?
When i'm in this silly mood, selfie is just needed
Nice news in a nice-looking package
Still not sure if it's a map of a real city or, like, a sims merch but it's just showed me a nice wine store nearby so i don't complain
Who would have thought the earth is that tiny
At least this map won't die after a few hours of usage without recharging.. i hope
This is where you can go with your opinion
What do you mean you don't know, you are the guide
Wait, what happened?
Is it me or their version of the route to the museum really does lie through the restricted area
Why are you all like this?? you make me sad!
Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this
When the cashier asks you whether you want tea or coffee and you spend the next ten minutes trying to decide which choice will help you feel more alive on the monday morning
Okay, listen up, kid, i don't trust a word you say-
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
Blah blah blah i've heard these excuses two thousand times
Laughing out loud at my own jokes because i'm my favourite comedian
How many times do i have to tell you-
Guessing about all things to do today
Well, didn't i forget anything to do?
Getting hair in order before facing the day
But what if i make a smoothie out of it
Sometimes i think i love avocados too much
Let's have some avocados!
Can't believe such a little thing can change so much
Take this, you won't regret
Let's b-eco-me friends with nature
Aww the smell of no smell, it's my favourite
Millions of kisses and love to everyone!
Sending salutations to everyone who hasn't seen my lately
Feeling great so why not make a selfie?
Good sense of humour needs to be shot too
I want to thank not only god but jesus-
This is too sweet, i'm not okay
Oh my god i live here!
Can't believe i've finally found it! my hotel!
Are you sure this is the shortest way
My gosh, the legend was true, it actually does exist
Just a few more days and the adventure starts!
You had one job, one job, carl! how did you manage to fail it twice??
Am i singing or am i having an emotional breakdown? who knows
Do you even try to use your brains-
That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts
A year! you've lied to me this whole year and didn't even bat an eyelash!
That moment when a random line in a conversation makes you rethink your whole life
Sometimes i watch my colleagues work and i feel like i am in 'the office' series. sometimes i know it for sure
Care to explain??
Oh, so now i am the one who is guilty??