Anything is a weapon if you try hard enough
Oh sweetie, you thought buying me coffee would be enough to get me to date you?
I'm not hiding my identity anymore and you'll have to get over it
Instead of a thousand words
Not drunk, just alternatively sober and feeling like queen
If you have any problem with my identity, it's your problem, not mine
Makeup is art and i am its sad artist
I've got what i deserve
Look closely. this is who i am and you have to deal with it regardless what you think about it
You'd better not play with my feelings, trust me, you're not gonna like the outcome
Oh, yet another drama i don't wanna be a part of but will gladly watch the show
You wanna have this? you'd better keep these thoughts to yourself
Say something about me and this ball is gonna fly right into your face
What are you looking at
I mean, the prize is mine and that's what matters, right? it's absolutely unimportant whether i won it or bought in the local kids store
Ready to play and win
And what exactly made you think that you're worthy my time?
Your babe will never look this good
Wanna play the game?
There is a clear correlation between the number of classes i have a day, an amount of coffee i drink and a level of my enthusiasm at that very day
Today we are serving looks
Come at me, bad physical shape i am ready to fight
This is my position and you can't change my mind
I prefer playing in the headphones as i don't want anyone cheering me up except for freddie mercury
I'd say i'm interested but mama taught me to never lie
Don't you dare to interrupt my attempt to become a bodybuilder
Proud, beautiful, confident and ready to defend our rights
Looking like a princess, feeling like a queen
You'd better not disturb my beauty routine, boy
Now, when you've realised that playing with me is way harder than you imagined, who's next?
The game is on
Think twice before wasting my time, boy
Ready to slay
I am my own greatest aesthetic
I came here to win the prize and to look at you with disdain and as you can see i am good at doing both
Don't mess with me, my pretty dress won't stop me from punching you in the face
I'm sexy and i know it
I'm not _looking good_ today, boy, i'm freaking gorgeous
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