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Young and pretty and absolutely enjoying our happy summer vacation
Young and pretty and absolutely enjoying our happy summer vacation
I don't care about money, just give me what i want
I don't care about money, just give me what i want
You used to call me on my cell phone
No you hang up first
Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?
Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real
No matter how busy you are there's always time to have fun
Haven't had this much fun in years
They're gonna be here in a minute
Being a player is art
Yeah, maybe i don't know how to fight, but bold of you to assume this is gonna stop me
Why is it always when i'm checking it's working time or sleeping time but never an adventure time
Thinking about my life
Don't let my smile distract you
It's important to stay hydrated
Gotta be precise, one drop on my new white shoes and i'll never forgive myself
Few more seconds and i die like this and they'll have to discover my body clutching two blue dumbbells, with abba blasting in my earpods
Maintain your water balance, kids
Did you too think it was a cabbage on the preview
Nothing brings me joy anymore
An important part of your day
What am i supposed to do with this
The 'kinda like my job kinda hate it' kind of smile
Give me back my laptop screen
I'm not saying you should've dusted it more often, but something is looking at me from here right now
Mom, take a picture of me like i am cool
I've always liked that clickety-clackety sound
Idk what i'm doing but i'm enjoying it
Don't you see i'm busy with snapping this wire
What do you want from me
Having fun, and you?
Having fun, and you?
I hate making phone calls
Once again, this is not the office of the president
Two minutes into this conversation and i'm already having an existential crisis
The aesthetic of modern days
My watch is smarter than me and i'm still not over it
my talent is looking aesthetically pleasing in the least suitable situations
Who is rene magritte
Modern times jedi
Come at me, bro
I'm gonna unenthusiastically punch you in the face and you will be apathetically sorry
Running away from my problems
Pounding an invisible nail into the invisible wall
Do i have the strongest punch in the wild west? no. but do i have the quickest one? also no
Water and vodka sound so similar, everyone could mix them up by mistake, for example, me, for example, not by mistake
This doesn't look like water
I could've spent this time on something useful like sleeping or crying or maybe even both
If there was a world record for the lack of enthusiasm i'd not even take the first place, i'd be in jury
Feel the determination i exude
I wish i could feel something
I hate my job
This job is killing me
And how am i supposed to tuck it into this ultra thin laptop, harold
This is all i know in the computer repairing field so let's hope it'll do the trick
I'm catastrophically unsure of what i am meant to do with that thing
Look what a weird vhs tape i've found
Just another day at work
If you're so smart then try it yourself
You'd better not interrupt me while i'm holding anything even remotely dangerous in my hand
Sorry for not paying attention, i'm a bit wired today