I am upset, this alarm clock makes me upset
I've only had two hours of sleep this night and i've never been so close to a murder
I am starting a petition for early mornings to become illegal
As an early bird i have an advantage of having enough time to try on a few dresses before leaving the house to choose which one suits my today's mood the most
I should've gone to bed at 11pm like i was going to, not at 3am like i actually did
This is unbearable, i am a night owl and i demand my official right to get up past 10 to be respected
You'd better have a really good reason for interrupting my beauty sleep
Oh sweetie, you thought buying me coffee would be enough to get me to date you?