european man

Flowers. flowers again! i guess i should bring her a chocolate next time
If i will wait her for another hour, i will sprout like an flower
This flower pot is my treasure
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Oh, that foliage scent!
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
This broom makes me very spiritual
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
Kung fu with flowers
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
A parade of flowers
What if not only flowers are not real?
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
Flowers are very good for posture.
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
Feeling quite in the mood for some flowers today
What a nice flowers i got
Feeling myself so free and unbothered
Adore this romantic mood i feel today
Feeling quite contented with these flowers
Dreaming about sauna
Dreaming about sauna
Picking flowers from a flower bed was a bad idea
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
Ready or not, here i come
Flowers have no "good side". i do
Maybe i should grow a beard?
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
Its time to think it over!
Healing flowers power.
I guess its time to change the shirt.
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
Celery is the power of vegan!
These flowers make me so mysterious
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
Do i look like a bush?
These magic flowers make me invisible!
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
Got nice plants
Look what a nice plants bouquet i got
Even flowers can't change my mood today
These flowers makes me feel very romantic
Love these green flowers
What a nice plants bouquet