european man

Picking flowers from a flower bed was a bad idea
Flowers. flowers again! i guess i should bring her a chocolate next time
If i will wait her for another hour, i will sprout like an flower
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Maybe i should grow a beard?
Its time to think it over!
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
Ready or not, here i come
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
Healing flowers power.
Celery is the power of vegan!
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
What if not only flowers are not real?
Flowers are very good for posture.
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
A parade of flowers
These magic flowers make me invisible!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
Being rejected by the love of your life
Dreaming about sauna
Dreaming about sauna
This flower pot is my treasure
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
Flowers have no "good side". i do
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
This broom makes me very spiritual
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
Oh, that foliage scent!
Kung fu with flowers
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
These flowers make me so mysterious
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
Feeling of loss
Pensive and sad
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