european man

Picking flowers from a flower bed was a bad idea
Flowers. flowers again! i guess i should bring her a chocolate next time
If i will wait her for another hour, i will sprout like an flower
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
This broom makes me very spiritual
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Its time to think it over!
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
Ready or not, here i come
Kung fu with flowers
Healing flowers power.
Celery is the power of vegan!
Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
What if not only flowers are not real?
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
These flowers make me so mysterious
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
These magic flowers make me invisible!
Being rejected by the love of your life
Dreaming about sauna
Dreaming about sauna
This flower pot is my treasure
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
Flowers have no "good side". i do
Maybe i should grow a beard?
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Oh, that foliage scent!
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
Flowers are very good for posture.
I guess its time to change the shirt.
A parade of flowers
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
Feeling of loss
Pensive and sad
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