When the first lesson is maths
Please stop doing kissie-kissie when i'm here
What do you want from me, kiddo?
How come my sack is nearly empty?
He's been caught by surprise
Sweet kids scared santa half to death
Okay, little know-it-all, i'll fix you later
That's one of those 'oh my god' moments
Yes, now tell me that you're just friends
What? everyone was naughty this year?
Those kids can drive you crazy
So, what do you have for me, kiddo?
Actually i'm not easily scared