I think i'll just have both
Can't live a day without my favourite salad
Who said a healthy meal can not be enjoyable?
Hey, i just bought myself a doughnut, no need to make such a fuss about it
Say no to the unrealistic beauty standards
Sorry, but i've already set my priorities
And i thought that salad is a dish that's impossible to mess up
No thank you, i have better plans for this weekend
In this house we only eat what we wanna eat
You think i'm choosing what to have? no silly, i'm choosing what to start with
No thank you, i prefer things that contain something else than sugar-coated sugary sugar stuffed with sugar crystals
Oh salad you are so funny, now i understand why the people from mayo ads are always laughing when you're around
My body was made for me to live in, not for your aesthetic pleasure
Um yeah thank you for cheering me up but it'd be much more helpful if you found me some bread or something
Good relationship with your body is a straight way to happiness
Hi, is it a club for people with their pet scales
Ready to take some measurements
Measuring my waist? what for? i know i'm just perfect even without it
Do you sometimes get that urgent need to weight the scales and then you realize
Do you think it suits me?
It'd suit perfectly as a belt for this jumpsuit
You are not your weight, period
Beauty standards is a harmful concept and i'm not gonna tolerate it
Young plus size woman in a pink jumpsuit, posing with scales against a pastel yellow background
A magic trick with disappearing doughnut!
I know exactly what i want
Life is too short not to eat your favorite doughnuts when you want it
Oh, a free dessert? thank you!
Jeez it's her and her doughnuts again
Doughnut even tempt me with your 27 g of sugar, baby
Say no to unhealthy eating behaviour
This is not what i need right now
Why does she keep doing that? i really enjoy my salad!
Um, i mean who would have chosen some plain boring vegetable over a beautiful chocolate doughnut?
I don't need numbers to know that i look fantastic
I don't think this is the kind of a dessert i want
I should have thought it through and add at least some salt to this absolutely unnecessarily disgusting meal
I am not gonna change for the sake of your made-up beauty standards
I don't understand, what is she trying to achieve here? doesn't she know that i hate doughnuts
Oh my god, she really bought a doughnut just to try and lure me into this sugary trap again
Hey, look what i've bought!
Look, when i hold them like this i can cosplay as teletubby
Take this, i don't need it
I'll better waste my time on something more important
Honestly, i don't even care about results, i just like the process
So, you're trying to tell me that these numbers have something to do with my attractiveness? lies, lies
Do never let the numbers define your worth, baby
I will never let the numbers make me feel bad about myself
90x60x90? how about perfect x perfect x perfect?
Ready to smash the unrealistic beauty demands
Time to break those awful beauty standards, literally
I like bell peppers and digital scales, they are two my most favourite things in the world
I wonder how much this bell pepper weights