Maybe i should grow a beard?
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
This broom makes me very spiritual
Young black man in suit standing on the beach
Its time to think it over!
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
Long distance relationship
I wanted to take a picture as a lumberjack, but they gave me celery instead of an axe
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
That's how our mornings look like
Original ways to establish diagnosis
You call that a little trim?
Second hand smoke
Flowers have no "good side". i do
Ready or not, here i come
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
Distance means so little when someone means so much
These flowers make me so mysterious
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
These magic flowers make me invisible!
Flowers are very good for posture.
I guess its time to change the shirt.
What if not only flowers are not real?
I hope she will not cut my tail off
Help me, she's gonna kill me!
Second hand smoke