This broom makes me very spiritual
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
Young black man in suit standing on the beach
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
These magic flowers make me invisible!
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
What if not only flowers are not real?
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
Ready or not, here i come
Flowers have no "good side". i do
Maybe i should grow a beard?
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
Its time to think it over!
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
I wanted to take a picture as a lumberjack, but they gave me celery instead of an axe
These flowers make me so mysterious
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
Flowers are very good for posture.
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.