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The highest point of disbelief: achieved
Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words
Excuse me?? how did you just call me???
Congrats! you've got a stamp of approval from amalia today!
For me??
When you are finally done with your procrastination and suddenly see the amount of work you have to finish due tomorrow
When everything goes wrong and you have no idea how to stop it
Think of that, young man
What did you just say-
We've discussed this thousand times, were you even listening??
What do you mean blue is not my colour
And this is the end of the story
You had one job, one job, carl! how did you manage to fail it twice??
Am i singing or am i having an emotional breakdown? who knows
Do you even try to use your brains-
Okay, listen up, kid, i don't trust a word you say-
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
How many times do i have to tell you-
A moment before the catastrophe
An unexpected turn of events
When the letter from hogwarts is finally here
I wanna hold these words as close to my heart as it is humanly possible
A minute to talk about latest fashion news with a friend
Heard some news and kinda like it
Well, isn't it just an epic selfie?
Guess i'm looking quite pretty, no?
Talking with friend about my brand new bag
Just adore this time on the phone with a friend
Discussing all that with a friend would be like...
Well, isn't it just an epic selfie?
God help me
Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!
It's scientifically proven that feeling blue while wearing this cool blue outfit is impossible
One second too late
Indignant to the point of having no words
When the realisation hits you hard.. maybe too hard sometimes
When your life sends you a 'fatal error' notification
There are some moments in life you have no idea how to deal with
I just don't understand how it is possible to mess such an easy task! it was impossible to fail and yet somehow you've managed it!!
What the heck, man
When you thought nothing could be worse but life took it as a challenge
How could you have the audacity-
Why are you all like this?? you make me sad!
Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this
That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts
A year! you've lied to me this whole year and didn't even bat an eyelash!
Laughing out loud at my own jokes because i'm my favourite comedian
Oh, so now i am the one who is guilty??
I have no words left, only gestures
I'm feeling good, so why not take a selfie?
Too many feelings
Talking with friend about my brand new bag
Gosh, i just adore hear you joking
This last message made me little bit confused
Gonna be looking good on the photo
I'm feeling good, so why not take a selfie?
Not hearing from bff for a long time would be like...
So, do you wanna tell me something or what?
I have doubts that's what we've been looking for
Feeling great so why not make a selfie?