When the cashier asks you whether you want tea or coffee and you spend the next ten minutes trying to decide which choice will help you feel more alive on the monday morning
My mama didn't raise a quitter but at the moments like this i'm very close to proving that statement wrong
Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this
There are some moments in life you have no idea how to deal with
I prefer phone conversations over the personal meetings as i want the other person to be blissfully unaware of how close i am to murdering them right now
A moment before the catastrophe
When your life sends you a 'fatal error' notification
When everything goes wrong and you have no idea how to stop it
Getting bad news out of sudden and feeling your heart breaking into thousand pieces
Healthy doesn't mean boring
Go green, save the earth!
The neighbours won't notice and i have a new friend now
Seductive looking adult afro woman taking a selfie
Looking super good today for a pic
People need to see me smiling and shining
I wanna hold these words as close to my heart as it is humanly possible
I've got the whole world in my hands
Unbelievable, this place looks exactly like it does on the photo
Not the ones i actually wanted
I'm finally ready to travel
Stay calm and stand your ground
Don't even get me started on this, boy
It's scientifically proven that feeling blue while wearing this cool blue outfit is impossible
Indignant to the point of having no words
I am super cute and i know it
Sometimes the joke is too good not to emphasize it with finger guns
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
When the conversation is so tiresome you start calling out to the universe for help
That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts
Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!
When the realisation hits you hard.. maybe too hard sometimes
When you are finally done with your procrastination and suddenly see the amount of work you have to finish due tomorrow
That moment when the boss is checking something in your computer and you suddenly realise that you forgot to clean your browser history
You owe me an immediate explanation
Oh god oh god i've messed up. i've messed up badly.
Is liking the sound of the word guacamole a good enough reason to try and make it
Oh my god, i've found another half of an avocado in my fridge, i'm like a squirrel who keeps hiding treats in random places, but for no reason at all
Join the resistance against the pollution!
Sending salutations to everyone who hasn't seen my lately
I'm feeling good, so why not take a selfie?
When the letter from hogwarts is finally here
The scent of the old memories
Can't believe they sent it with no address or name on the envelope and yet somehow it got here, fantastic
Aahhh i've finally got it!
These are two maps of the same city, why on earth do they give me the contradicting directions
Okay, so the map shows me how to get to this place in detail and the internet says that it doesn't exist
The highest point of disbelief: achieved
Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words
Excuse me?? how did you just call me???
Congrats! you've got a stamp of approval from amalia today!
For me slow dancing is just my usual dance but at half speed
/blows a kiss with all her strength so you would feel the amount of my love to you/