Thank god, i thought i would need to finish the whole plate of that awful salad
Can't live a day without my favourite salad
I should have thought it through and add at least some salt to this absolutely unnecessarily disgusting meal
Oh my god, she really bought a doughnut just to try and lure me into this sugary trap again
Who said a healthy meal can not be enjoyable?
Oh salad you are so funny, now i understand why the people from mayo ads are always laughing when you're around
Um yeah thank you for cheering me up but it'd be much more helpful if you found me some bread or something
And i thought that salad is a dish that's impossible to mess up