holding branch

I wanted to take a picture as a lumberjack, but they gave me celery instead of an axe
I wanted to take a picture as a lumberjack, but they gave me celery instead of an axe
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
These magic flowers make me invisible!
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
Do i look like a bush?
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Its time to think it over!
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
Stealth 80lvl
Stealth 80lvl
Ready or not, here i come
Common household tools on wooden background
Common household tools on wooden background
Enjoying company of my love
You shall not pass!!!
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
Flowers. flowers again! i guess i should bring her a chocolate next time
Oh, that foliage scent!
Young woman holding branch tenderly like a child
This flower pot is my treasure
Young woman standing in profile and holding green branch on her shoulder
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
What if not only flowers are not real?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
Flowers are very good for posture.
This thing is almost like a prize cup, but better - you can sweep with it
This thing is almost like a prize cup, but better - you can sweep with it
A parade of flowers
Celery is the power of vegan!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
Why did i put my clothes on the chandelier?
It's time to sweep the apartment!
Healing flowers power.
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
Maybe i should grow a beard?
Dreaming about sauna
Dreaming about sauna
Kung fu with flowers
This broom makes me very spiritual
Flowers have no "good side". i do
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
Common household tools on wooden background
Having a date with my love
I swear allegiance to cleanliness and purity!!
Picking flowers from a flower bed was a bad idea
These flowers make me so mysterious
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
If i will wait her for another hour, i will sprout like an flower
Young woman holding green branch close to her
Young woman holding branch tenderly like a child
Young woman standing in profile and holding green branch on her shoulder
Will you recognize me?