I just can't believe my ears
We've discussed this thousand times, were you even listening??
When you thought nothing could be worse but life took it as a challenge
How could you have the audacity-
Don't even get me started on this, boy
How many times do i have to tell you-
Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words
You had one job, one job, carl! how did you manage to fail it twice??
Why are you all like this?? you make me sad!
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
You owe me an immediate explanation
I just don't understand how it is possible to mess such an easy task! it was impossible to fail and yet somehow you've managed it!!
What do you mean blue is not my colour
An unexpected turn of events
Oh, so now i am the one who is guilty??
Indignant to the point of having no words
Excuse me?? how did you just call me???
The highest point of disbelief: achieved
Maybe you should have told me you were going to buy a car!
Am i singing or am i having an emotional breakdown? who knows
I have no words left, only gestures
Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!
Do you even try to use your brains-