Looking at my crush when they don't see me
I've only had this green cutie for a day and a half, but if anything happened to it, i would punch everyone in this room with a flower pot and then myself
The neighbours won't notice and i have a new friend now
Can't believe i've finally found it! my hotel!
Laughing out loud at my own jokes because i'm my favourite comedian
Can't believe they sent it with no address or name on the envelope and yet somehow it got here, fantastic
Oh, come on, this can't be the name of the real place!
Looking great feeling great
Well-deserved and long expected!
A vintage way of getting the news is my favourite one
It's scientifically proven that feeling blue while wearing this cool blue outfit is impossible
Heey mind if we have some fun together?
And i'm on top of the world again
We have much more in common than you'd think
I've got the whole world in my hands
Blowing kisses to yourself in the mirror to boost your self-confidence is a part of self care
Oh no, that's so funny, i forgot to go to work again
Congrats! you've got a stamp of approval from amalia today!
When the letter from hogwarts is finally here
I'm finally ready to travel
Sometimes the joke is too good not to emphasize it with finger guns
Let the fate choose where my next trip is gonna be to!
Look! i've bought myself a friend!
My gosh, the legend was true, it actually does exist
I want to thank not only god but jesus-
Take this, you won't regret
You say money can't buy you happiness, i say give them to me and i'll prove you wrong in a day!