This is unbearable, i am a night owl and i demand my official right to get up past 10 to be respected
I should've gone to bed at 11pm like i was going to, not at 3am like i actually did
I am starting a petition for early mornings to become illegal
Drinking coffee before the college and all of sudden the unexpected idea hits you like a lightning bolt
Hello, this is your favourite beauty blogger and today we're gonna learn if it's possible to brush your teeth with a hand cream
I look funny in the reflection
..and a bit of the bright ones, for the open look-
Wait, what was that sound?
Oh my, i wasn't ready, what do i do with that?
Welp, that was expectable
Honestly, all those how-to-apply-lipstick-right tutorials are unnecessary if you go with slow and steady movements
I am the best and now i have the proof
That moment when you see your boss at the shopping mall after you've just successfully taken a sick leave faking a cough for five minutes straight
I told you time and time again: i'm not as think as you drunk i am
Oh hi! going to the pride parade with us?
-and then we're gonna put the second layer of the face mask on, stay tuned and learn my secret technique for the better results!
When you learn that your coworker is an ally too
I wonder if they have noticed that i'm late for work for two hours
You'd better have a really good reason for interrupting my beauty sleep
Can't take my eyes of this greatest creation of humanity that helps me to stay awake at this ungodly hour
Yes, i'm aware it's gonna end up in my mouth, no, this is not gonna stop me. i paid so much for it i have a full right to know what it tastes like
What do you mean the colour palette is wrong?
Wait, who is the winner? me? no way
Way to make yourself feel better in mere seconds
I can take it home? like, i won it? for real? wow
And say hello to aunt marie for me!
Wait, i've just realised i forgot to buy the bread i originally came here for
Truly happy to be who i am and support those who are still in the process of getting there!
Um yeah, i've found a walkie-talkie like you told me, what's next
Immensely proud to be a part of this wholesome community
Happy to show my true colours
What do you mean this is not a phone, i've been talking for forty minutes