When you're trying to understand what she meant by that emoji
So austria and australia are two different countries and you are telling me this now??
I just don't understand how it is possible to mess such an easy task! it was impossible to fail and yet somehow you've managed it!!
A year! you've lied to me this whole year and didn't even bat an eyelash!
Blah blah blah i've heard these excuses two thousand times
Excuse me, what does it say??
You gotta be kidding me. a real study on the correlation between the name of one of the biggest tech corporations of modern times and a bible story about a fruit??
Whaat- i did not sign up for this, man
Is it me or their version of the route to the museum really does lie through the restricted area
Okay, listen up, kid, i don't trust a word you say-
That moment when a random line in a conversation makes you rethink your whole life
When you thought nothing could be worse but life took it as a challenge
'oh my god, baby, baby don't you see, i've got everything you need'
This is just ridiculous! i understand that this is a kids fantasy book, but it's against all the physical laws!