Offended looking young overweight office employee standing with his hands crossed
An unexpected turn of events
How many times do i have to tell you-
Excuse me?? how did you just call me???
The highest point of disbelief: achieved
What do you mean blue is not my colour
How could you have the audacity-
Am i singing or am i having an emotional breakdown? who knows
Boy, you better don't mess with me, you know
I don't know why you're mad, honestly
Let's not have a fight today, ok?
Oh, so now i am the one who is guilty??
Is something wrong with my hair?
We've discussed this thousand times, were you even listening??
Don't be a grumpy, come here
I just don't understand how it is possible to mess such an easy task! it was impossible to fail and yet somehow you've managed it!!
When you thought nothing could be worse but life took it as a challenge
You had one job, one job, carl! how did you manage to fail it twice??
I have no words left, only gestures
Allow me just to fix the situation
Please, my love, don't be mad at me
New family life starting quite good