Can't believe it's legal to wake up this early
A hard mode? oh no, this is just my warm-up!
Oh no, the invisible ninjas are chopping onions again!
Oh, it was actually "no hot water" sign, not the "more hot water" one
Oh, i need to lose some weight to get in this jacket
Oh my god, i've found another half of an avocado in my fridge, i'm like a squirrel who keeps hiding treats in random places, but for no reason at all