I like bell peppers and digital scales, they are two my most favourite things in the world
Young plus size woman in a pink jumpsuit, posing with scales against a pastel yellow background
No thank you, i prefer things that contain something else than sugar-coated sugary sugar stuffed with sugar crystals
You think i'm choosing what to have? no silly, i'm choosing what to start with
I should have thought it through and add at least some salt to this absolutely unnecessarily disgusting meal
And i thought that salad is a dish that's impossible to mess up
Oh salad you are so funny, now i understand why the people from mayo ads are always laughing when you're around
Who said a healthy meal can not be enjoyable?
Jeez it's her and her doughnuts again
I don't understand, what is she trying to achieve here? doesn't she know that i hate doughnuts
In this house we only eat what we wanna eat
Why does she keep doing that? i really enjoy my salad!
Hey, i just bought myself a doughnut, no need to make such a fuss about it
A magic trick with disappearing doughnut!
Say no to the unrealistic beauty standards
I am not gonna change for the sake of your made-up beauty standards
Say no to unhealthy eating behaviour
No thank you, i have better plans for this weekend
Hey, want some cold sugary milk in a cone-shaped waffle?
The taste of summer and carelessness
When i say that ice cream makes me smile everyone says 'aww', but i mean it for real, it makes me, please send help
Unlike the others, ice cream never fails to make me happy
Checkered top, checkered skirt, checking you out, trying to flirt
I wonder how much this bell pepper weights
Um, i mean who would have chosen some plain boring vegetable over a beautiful chocolate doughnut?
I think i'll just have both
Doughnut even tempt me with your 27 g of sugar, baby
Um yeah thank you for cheering me up but it'd be much more helpful if you found me some bread or something
I know exactly what i want
Can't live a day without my favourite salad
Oh, a free dessert? thank you!
Oh my god, she really bought a doughnut just to try and lure me into this sugary trap again
Life is too short not to eat your favorite doughnuts when you want it
In a second away from a bliss
This is not what i need right now
My body was made for me to live in, not for your aesthetic pleasure
I don't need numbers to know that i look fantastic
Sorry, but i've already set my priorities
I don't think this is the kind of a dessert i want
It's so hard not to give in
Take a picture of me like i am one of those happy summer girls
Here, take an ice cream. did i ask you whether you want it? right. now take it
Why do you all think that the same-sounding words 'ice cream' and 'i scream' is just a coincidence? wait, i'm gonna prove you wrong
Hey, anyone wants some ice cream?