Wanna play the game?
The game is on
My level of friendliness for today is 100%
In a mood for some aesthetically pleasing drama
Now, when you've realised that playing with me is way harder than you imagined, who's next?
You said somethin'?
Just another average day at work
It's not my fault they left their laptop unpassworded
Nice, collected, positive and ready for the new day
I'm not very fond of the news lately
Every screen is a touchscreen if you are bold enough
Look at this fantastic picture i've downloaded from the internet
This picture looks so vivid it makes me want to touch it
Tap on your gadgets for no particular reason from time to time to assert dominance
When the conversation is so tiresome you start calling out to the universe for help
Always with her smartphone
Running away from my problems to the rhythm of my favourite soundtrack
Living in the 21st century means having to do half of your job through your mobile phone
I need some time to get over what i've heard, like a year or two
Trying to text something cute but not too cute because your stage of relationship is still unidentified
When the news is good and you're listening to the other person getting all excited about it
Let's appreciate the age of technology that allows us to work from literally any place that has wifi and electricity
When you're at work and trying to play it cool but the text is just so damn cute
A call from a friend in the middle of a crazy office day is always like a breath of fresh air
The best thing about having a best friend is that they can always make you laugh, no matter how far away they are
When you genuinely love and care about the person and can listen to them talk forever, even if it's an hour-long speech about their day
Well, yeah, one smily picture is always good for a profile
They were like "you consume too much liquid during the day" and i was like "waterver"
Always with her smartphone
Surprised woman taking a selfie with an old camera
Ready to play and win
Ready for the second set, baby?
Say something about me and this ball is gonna fly right into your face
I prefer playing in the headphones as i don't want anyone cheering me up except for freddie mercury
When your favourite song starts playing and you imagine yourself in a music video, singing along with the band
Wait a minute-
Do you like my home screen picture
You owe me an immediate explanation
A typical photo of a business forum ad
I have mixed feelings about this whole thing
Working on a secret project you are not allowed to look at
Right presentation of the product is an important part of its market success
To write a positive message you need to feel the positive vibes yourself
Very interesting, but what does it have to do with me and my department
Slow dancing with myself 'cause i deserve it
Let's forget about everything and dance for a bit
Getting bad news out of sudden and feeling your heart breaking into thousand pieces
Bold of you to assume that this bottle contains water
A confident boss radiating positive vibes is what the office needs the most on monday morning
Always with her smartphone
That moment when you put your headphones on and someone starts talking to you immediately
My mama didn't raise a quitter but at the moments like this i'm very close to proving that statement wrong
Sometimes a simple smile from your boss can be a much better motivation than a half an hour pep talk
When you are not sure how to tell them that they spend last ten minutes talking to the wrong person
When the text is confusing but you've already asked too many questions and are now just trying to figure it out by yourself
Yes, i have a special playlist for drinking water during the morning run and you are not allowed to judge me
When you crave the vacation so much that you make a 30-minute presentation about it and make your boss watch the whole thing
Well, yeah, one smily picture is always good for a profile
I prefer phone conversations over the personal meetings as i want the other person to be blissfully unaware of how close i am to murdering them right now
I wear headphones so people wouldn't talk to me but i never turn on any music so i would be able to overhear their conversations
Here the list ends
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