Picking flowers from a flower bed was a bad idea
Flowers. flowers again! i guess i should bring her a chocolate next time
If i will wait her for another hour, i will sprout like an flower
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
Maybe i should grow a beard?
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Its time to think it over!
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
Ready or not, here i come
Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
Celery is the power of vegan!
What if not only flowers are not real?
Flowers are very good for posture.
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
These flowers make me so mysterious
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
These magic flowers make me invisible!
Being rejected by the love of your life
Dreaming about sauna
This flower pot is my treasure
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
Flowers have no "good side". i do
This broom makes me very spiritual
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!