Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
Celery is the power of vegan!
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
These magic flowers make me invisible!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
Flowers are very good for posture.
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
What if not only flowers are not real?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
These flowers make me so mysterious
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!