I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
Its time to think it over!
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
This broom makes me very spiritual
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
I wanted to take a picture as a lumberjack, but they gave me celery instead of an axe
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
Flowers have no "good side". i do
Maybe i should grow a beard?
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
Ready or not, here i come
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
Flowers are very good for posture.
These magic flowers make me invisible!
What if not only flowers are not real?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
These flowers make me so mysterious
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...