My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
Flowers have no "good side". i do
Its time to think it over!
This broom makes me very spiritual
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
Flowers are very good for posture.
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
What if not only flowers are not real?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
These magic flowers make me invisible!
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
These flowers make me so mysterious
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Maybe i should grow a beard?
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
Ready or not, here i come
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
I wanted to take a picture as a lumberjack, but they gave me celery instead of an axe
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...