And this is the end of the story
How could you have the audacity-
Excuse me?? how did you just call me???
Congrats! you've got a stamp of approval from amalia today!
I have no words left, only gestures
Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words
What do you mean blue is not my colour
When the letter from hogwarts is finally here
Why are you all like this?? you make me sad!
Laughing out loud at my own jokes because i'm my favourite comedian
When the realisation hits you hard.. maybe too hard sometimes
When you thought nothing could be worse but life took it as a challenge
When your life sends you a 'fatal error' notification
I want to thank not only god but jesus-
There are some moments in life you have no idea how to deal with
When everything goes wrong and you have no idea how to stop it
I wanna hold these words as close to my heart as it is humanly possible
When you are finally done with your procrastination and suddenly see the amount of work you have to finish due tomorrow
That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts
An unexpected turn of events
The highest point of disbelief: achieved
Indignant to the point of having no words
Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!
We've discussed this thousand times, were you even listening??
How many times do i have to tell you-
Oh, so now i am the one who is guilty??
A moment before the catastrophe
This is too sweet, i'm not okay
Do you even try to use your brains-
Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this
Okay, listen up, kid, i don't trust a word you say-
Am i singing or am i having an emotional breakdown? who knows
It's scientifically proven that feeling blue while wearing this cool blue outfit is impossible
A year! you've lied to me this whole year and didn't even bat an eyelash!
You had one job, one job, carl! how did you manage to fail it twice??
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
Oh, come on, this can't be the name of the real place!
I just don't understand how it is possible to mess such an easy task! it was impossible to fail and yet somehow you've managed it!!
So austria and australia are two different countries and you are telling me this now??