It says add a pinch of caraway seeds. what the hell is the caraway?!
Its time to think it over!
Nobody knows, but actually i just hide a silly smirk under the book
This book is too creepy to read further.
Celery is the power of vegan!
Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
What if not only flowers are not real?
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
I wanted to take a picture as a lumberjack, but they gave me celery instead of an axe
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
Flowers. flowers again! i guess i should bring her a chocolate next time
This flower pot is my treasure
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
These flowers make me so mysterious
If i will wait her for another hour, i will sprout like an flower
These magic flowers make me invisible!
And they lived happily ever after. i heard it somewhere
I just cant stop reading this.
Flowers have no "good side". i do
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
Maybe i should grow a beard?
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
Dreaming about sauna
Flowers are very good for posture.
How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
I guess its time to change the shirt.
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!