I should have thought it through and add at least some salt to this absolutely unnecessarily disgusting meal
And i thought that salad is a dish that's impossible to mess up
Who said a healthy meal can not be enjoyable?
Can't live a day without my favourite salad
Oh, a free dessert? thank you!
Oh my god, she really bought a doughnut just to try and lure me into this sugary trap again
Um yeah thank you for cheering me up but it'd be much more helpful if you found me some bread or something
Oh salad you are so funny, now i understand why the people from mayo ads are always laughing when you're around
I don't understand, what is she trying to achieve here? doesn't she know that i hate doughnuts
Why does she keep doing that? i really enjoy my salad!