Are you ready to fight? i am ready to fight
Get ready to die ingloriously from a plastic axe from a children store
Yeah, boxing can help you in some cases, but boxing with an axe? i am invincible
Is my moustache fake? maybe. are you allowed to laugh at it while i'm having this axe? i don't think so
This is gonna be an axetraordinary battle
Stay away! you touch me and i will touch you with this!