Will they notice my eye bags if i spend the meeting like this, in this exact pose
Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words
I've always liked that clickety-clackety sound
Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!
That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts
I prefer phone conversations over the personal meetings as i want the other person to be blissfully unaware of how close i am to murdering them right now
I need some time to get over what i've heard, like a year or two
When your life sends you a 'fatal error' notification
This new haircut need to be posted
After my skin betrayed me right before this very important meeting my only consolation is that noone's perfect
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
There are some moments in life you have no idea how to deal with
When the realisation hits you hard.. maybe too hard sometimes
Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this
Do you even try to use your brains-
When everything goes wrong and you have no idea how to stop it
A moment before the catastrophe
Who's the coolest chick on the block, huh?