A lot of thoughts in my head
Sometimes life can seem like a living hell
Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
When the realisation hits you hard.. maybe too hard sometimes
That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts
I prefer phone conversations over the personal meetings as i want the other person to be blissfully unaware of how close i am to murdering them right now
After my skin betrayed me right before this very important meeting my only consolation is that noone's perfect
The miniature: me and my life
What do you mean i forgot to wind it up
That moment when you see your boss at the shopping mall after you've just successfully taken a sick leave faking a cough for five minutes straight
I've always liked that clickety-clackety sound
Oh hi! going to the pride parade with us?
This is a creation of an evil genius
Do you even try to use your brains-
I need some time to get over what i've heard, like a year or two
No one's holding a gun to my head... really?
Drinking coffee before the college and all of sudden the unexpected idea hits you like a lightning bolt
There are some moments in life you have no idea how to deal with
What do you mean the colour palette is wrong?
When everything goes wrong and you have no idea how to stop it
Will they notice my eye bags if i spend the meeting like this, in this exact pose
When your life sends you a 'fatal error' notification
Wait, i've just realised i forgot to buy the bread i originally came here for
I was pretty happy with my early awakening until i realised it was pm time
Um yeah, i've found a walkie-talkie like you told me, what's next
Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!
Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this
What do you mean this is not a phone, i've been talking for forty minutes
That awkward pause when you suddenly lose a train of a thought for no reason in particular
A moment before the catastrophe