How many calories are there in a bunch of celery?
With these flowers i seem so thoughtful!
Flowers are very good for posture.
My back itches terribly cuz of these flowers!
I guess its time to change the shirt.
What if not only flowers are not real?
If i would be a super hero - my name would be celery-man!
Somebody, scratch my back please! although i can do it myself...
I'm pretending to be a wolverine
Ready or not, here i come
This is not a romantic cliche. it’s just so convenient for me!
I wanted a boombox photo shoot, but they only had a broom...
Flowers have no "good side". i do
These flowers make me so mysterious
This broom makes me very spiritual
I always dreamed of becoming a cheerleader
I can stand this way for 3 days. this is yoga, baby.
Its time to think it over!
These magic flowers make me invisible!
That's how i train my eyes like a cat from a shrek
Picking flowers from a flower bed was a bad idea
This flower pot is my treasure
Damn it! they slipped me flowers instead of a wig and a false beard!
I can repel any hit even with a bouquet!
Sometimes i want to get a cat, but then i remember that flowers are better. they do not need to be cleaned.
Celery is the power of vegan!
Flowers. flowers again! i guess i should bring her a chocolate next time
I wonder who she will notice first? me or a bouquet?
Oh...these plastic flowers smell like an rubber boot!
I urgently need to patent a heated artificial bouquet!
Is it worth grabbing flowers from behind like a sword or its better to present as usual?
Nothing personal, but i prefer celery
If i will wait her for another hour, i will sprout like an flower
Maybe i should grow a beard?
Nothing weird. i just like hugging with flowers!
Why do these flowers smell like plastic?
Dreaming about sauna