This is not what i need right now
Oh salad you are so funny, now i understand why the people from mayo ads are always laughing when you're around
I am not gonna change for the sake of your made-up beauty standards
Young plus size woman in a pink jumpsuit, posing with scales against a pastel yellow background
Um yeah thank you for cheering me up but it'd be much more helpful if you found me some bread or something
Say no to unhealthy eating behaviour
My body was made for me to live in, not for your aesthetic pleasure
And i thought that salad is a dish that's impossible to mess up
Can't live a day without my favourite salad
Um, i mean who would have chosen some plain boring vegetable over a beautiful chocolate doughnut?
A magic trick with disappearing doughnut!
No thank you, i have better plans for this weekend
Doughnut even tempt me with your 27 g of sugar, baby
I should have thought it through and add at least some salt to this absolutely unnecessarily disgusting meal
I don't understand, what is she trying to achieve here? doesn't she know that i hate doughnuts
Why does she keep doing that? i really enjoy my salad!
Hey, i just bought myself a doughnut, no need to make such a fuss about it
I wonder how much this bell pepper weights
I like bell peppers and digital scales, they are two my most favourite things in the world
Jeez it's her and her doughnuts again
Life is too short not to eat your favorite doughnuts when you want it
You think i'm choosing what to have? no silly, i'm choosing what to start with
I think i'll just have both
I don't need numbers to know that i look fantastic
Who said a healthy meal can not be enjoyable?
Oh, a free dessert? thank you!
No thank you, i prefer things that contain something else than sugar-coated sugary sugar stuffed with sugar crystals
Say no to the unrealistic beauty standards
I don't think this is the kind of a dessert i want
I know exactly what i want
In this house we only eat what we wanna eat
Oh my god, she really bought a doughnut just to try and lure me into this sugary trap again
Sorry, but i've already set my priorities