This is not what i need right now
Oh salad you are so funny, now i understand why the people from mayo ads are always laughing when you're around
I like bell peppers and digital scales, they are two my most favourite things in the world
Young plus size woman in a pink jumpsuit, posing with scales against a pastel yellow background
Life is too short not to eat your favorite doughnuts when you want it
Say no to unhealthy eating behaviour
And i thought that salad is a dish that's impossible to mess up
Can't live a day without my favourite salad
My body was made for me to live in, not for your aesthetic pleasure
Um, i mean who would have chosen some plain boring vegetable over a beautiful chocolate doughnut?
Doughnut even tempt me with your 27 g of sugar, baby
A magic trick with disappearing doughnut!
No thank you, i have better plans for this weekend
I wonder how much this bell pepper weights
In this house we only eat what we wanna eat
Oh my god, she really bought a doughnut just to try and lure me into this sugary trap again
Sorry, but i've already set my priorities
I am not gonna change for the sake of your made-up beauty standards
Jeez it's her and her doughnuts again
Um yeah thank you for cheering me up but it'd be much more helpful if you found me some bread or something
You think i'm choosing what to have? no silly, i'm choosing what to start with
I think i'll just have both
Who said a healthy meal can not be enjoyable?
Oh, a free dessert? thank you!
I don't need numbers to know that i look fantastic
No thank you, i prefer things that contain something else than sugar-coated sugary sugar stuffed with sugar crystals
I know exactly what i want
Say no to the unrealistic beauty standards
I don't think this is the kind of a dessert i want
I should have thought it through and add at least some salt to this absolutely unnecessarily disgusting meal
I don't understand, what is she trying to achieve here? doesn't she know that i hate doughnuts
Why does she keep doing that? i really enjoy my salad!
Hey, i just bought myself a doughnut, no need to make such a fuss about it