Robots: slaves or friends?
Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?
Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real
I'm catastrophically unsure of what i am meant to do with that thing
When you're trying to understand what she meant by that emoji
Once again, this is not the office of the president
My watch is smarter than me and i'm still not over it