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No you hang up first
Doing some stretching
Running away from my problems
Oh man, this horoscope says i'm cute
Oh, she posted such a lovely pic
Guys, how do you like this pic here?
How do you think these pants look on me?
Ah it feels hood
Enjoying my favorite drink
I'm going to fail
Every single text from you makes me blush but i like it
Seems like we have a lot to talk about with my girls
Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?
Girl, you look stunning on that pic
Don't let my smile distract you
Check out this app, it's amazing
That's an interesting idea
Sounds fake but okay
Modern times jedi
Nowadays 'talking to friends' would be like...
It looks like a good cup of coffee
What does it even mean
They think i'm watching something important but i'm just checking myself out in the screen reflection
Whaat- i did not sign up for this, man
No matter how busy you are there's always time to have fun
I'm gonna unenthusiastically punch you in the face and you will be apathetically sorry
I could've spent this time on something useful like sleeping or crying or maybe even both
I wish i could feel something
Bunch of interracial friends talking while looking on the phones
This video is hilarious
You used to call me on my cell phone
Taking a look at all these gym pics
Thinking about my life
Some coffee to make my brain work better
Seems like she's not in the very good shape right now
Do i have the strongest punch in the wild west? no. but do i have the quickest one? also no
Girls, have already checked those last pics?
I feel like taking a nap
Working on a big project
In the middle of his working day
Well, i don't see any abs on the pic
Serious intentions
Pounding an invisible nail into the invisible wall
Immersed in working process
Gotta be precise, one drop on my new white shoes and i'll never forgive myself
Chatting with colleagues
Hold on-
Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real
Scrolling through some photos after the gym
Surfing the web
Your stories never fail to make me smile
This is the cutest thing i've ever received
What the-
2007 was so long ago i forgot how to do a right myspace angle
Haven't had this much fun in years
Water and vodka sound so similar, everyone could mix them up by mistake, for example, me, for example, not by mistake
Feel the determination i exude
Scrolling through social networks
That's a compeltely blank screen, you see?
Immersed in work stuff